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Posted 2 days ago // 14

brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

(via penisvvrinkle)

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

(via chust1n)

momofozj:

puddle.
Posted 3 days ago // 33
grunge-rock:

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